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WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT FUCKING COLOR SQUARES HAVING AN ORGY ON A CANVAS AND WHO WOULD PAY A TRILLION DOLLARS FOR THIS BULLSHIT: A Modern Art Valuation Game is the non-awaited sequel to WGAFFAAFBSOAFBCAWPADTCCF: A Modern Art Appreciation Game. This time, instead of looking at art and trying to figure out what it means, you will look at art and try to figure out how expensive it should be.

Ten nine twelve six bucks, take it or leave it. (You do get extra something if you buy this though, wink wink nudge nudge I included the original for free within the game.)

You somehow ended up in a really fancy auction house. You will bid on art whose price goes up to unethical heights. This is an analog game that you need 2 to infinite players to play. Bring a six-sided die, some pencils and paper, and a lot of money. Money is free in this game, just like all the artwork on sale that your die will make for you (once you have paid me six bucks of course).

This does not create actual artworks.

Purchase

Buy Now$6.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $6 USD. You will get access to the following files:

WGAFFAFSLHAOOACAWWPATDFTB 412 kB
WGAFFAFCLHAOOACAWWPATDFTB - plaintext 6 kB

Fake auction time!

Support this game at or above a special price point to receive something exclusive.

Pump those numbers up!

Same thing, except every time someone buys this I double the price tag. (There usually would be community copies here. Let me know if you want one!)

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